Karlremba

Fór á góða mynd og hafði gaman af þegar einn málsháttur var sagður og allir göptu af hneykslan:

"There´s an egyptian saying, beat up your wife twice everyday, if you don´t know the reason, she knows it".

Horfði á góðan grínista segja þetta í gamalli mynd.

"You notice how many comedians often start their lines with: "my wife is so fat..." or "my wife is so ugly...". Have you ever wondered and asked yourself: "why do they marry these people?". "Oh, baby...oh...I can´t breath, literally, get off me you ugly pig".